I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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