Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I want to fling myself into the sun
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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