Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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