She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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