check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
We need to rekindle our bromance
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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