I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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