It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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