had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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