I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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