I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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