Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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