You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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