Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Randomize
