we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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