Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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