so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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