..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?