Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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