chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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