Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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