go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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