Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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