Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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