Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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