he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Two words: nipple clamps
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