he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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