sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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