So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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