I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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