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(828): View more from North Carolina

Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us

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(330): View more from Ohio

When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?

(440): View more from Ohio

What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose

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(256): View more from Alabama

that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level

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(512): View more from Texas

why does the wii remote smell like your vag?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol

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(720): View more from Colorado

I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar

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(647): View more from Ontario

I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"

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