i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
