I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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