My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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