Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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