you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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