so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
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