Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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