so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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