That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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