loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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