u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
4 words: hood of his car
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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