come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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