Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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