There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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