You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Randomize
