dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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