i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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