I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I have fence marks all over my body
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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