I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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