Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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