I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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