Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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