We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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