some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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