a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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