god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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