that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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