You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Fuck appropriateness.
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bring money and cleavage
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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