whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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